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Happy Diwali Wishes in Hindi & English with Greetings Images

Special Happy Diwali Wishes in Hindi & English with Greetings Images

 

1) Happy Diwali Wishes Quotes in English

 

It’s the “festival of lights” today,
It’s again the day of diwali,
It’s time to dress up folks,
It’s time to adorn the thali.

Happy Deepavali 2015

 

2) Happy Diwali Wishes for Friends

 

Har diya aap ki dehleez par jale,
Har phool aapke aangan me khile
Aap ka safar ho itna haseen ki,
Har khushi aap ke saath chale..!!

Wish You Happy Diwali Friends

 

3) Happy Diwali Messages in English

 

Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all over,
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls,
Laughter and smiles for many days,
Let there be triumph in every way…….!!!

Happy Diwali 2015 with Lots of Love

 

4) Happy Diwali Shayari in Hindi Character

 

दीपक की रौशनी, पटाखों की आवाज,
सूरज की किरणे,खुशियों की बोछार,
चन्दन की खुशबु, अपनों का प्यार,
मुबारक हो आप को दीवाली का त्यौहार..

 

5) Happy Deepavali Sms in English

 

Doubt is like darkness,
Trust is like light…
There is no way to destroy light by
Throwing darkness in to it…
So come together and
Enjoy the festival of lights….!!

Happy Diwali to All of You

 

 

6) Happy Diwali Msg in Hindi

 

Diyon ki roshni se jhilmilata aangan ho,
Patakho ki goonjo se aasma roshan ho,
Aisi aaye jhum ke yeh diwali,
Har taraf kushiyon ka mausam ho….!!

Wish You Very Happy Diwali 2015

 

7) Happy Diwali Wishes in English

 

Diwali is the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it’s also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.

Wishing You Happy Deepavali 2015

 

8) Happy Diwali Sms in Hindi Fonts

 

धन लक्ष्मी से भर जाये घर हो वैभव अपार
खुशियो के दीपो से सज्जित हो सारा संसार
आंगन आये बिराजे लक्ष्मी करे विश्व सत्कार
मन आंगन मे भर दे उजाला दीपो का त्योहार.!

Shubh Deepavali 2015

 

9) Happy Deepavali Message for Facebook

 

Long live the tradition of hindu culture
And as the generations have passed
By hindu culture is getting stronger
And stronger lets keep it up….!!!!

 

10) Happy Diwali Shayari in Hindi 140 Words

 

Deep jalte jag magate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hme yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe..!

* Shubh Deepavali 2015 *

 

 

11) Happy Diwali Quotes in English

 

Adorn our lives else trite
With sparklers that motley skies
As soaring spirits of powder wander
Let us thank the heavenly might,
In this festive season of lights….!!

Very Happy Diwali

 

12) Beautiful Happy Diwali Hindi Sms

 

दीप जलते रहे मन से मन मिलते रहे
गिले सिकवे सारे मन से निकलते रहे
सारे विश्व मे सुख-शांति की प्रभात ले आये
ये दीपो का त्योहार खुशी की सोंगात ले आये.

Diwali Ki Shubh Kamnayein

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Hilarious Happy Diwali Funny Jokes in Hindi & English

Best Hilarious Happy Diwali Funny Jokes in Hindi & English

 

1)

Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud I
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost

 

2)

Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?

Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai

Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

 

3)

Santa: How does a married man
Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad…??
Santa: No. By sending his wife
To her parents’ place..!!

Happy Diwali 2015

 

4)

Your Eyes are Chakaris,
Your Lips are Rockets,
Your Smile is Phuljari,
Your Cheeks are Anaar,
You are a Patakha,
And your figure is a Bomb!
Please escape from here,
before I light you with a candle!

 

5)

Reva to Neel: what is Bruce Lee’s
Favorite festival?
Neel didnt know
Reva: “Diwa Lee”
Reva: What does Bruce Lee have
Outside his home during Diwali ?
Again Neel silent.
Reva: “Rango Lee”

 

6)

Happy Diwali!
Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am the ONLY Authorized
ISO 9001-2015 Certified Distributor
of Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group

 

7)

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!

Happy Deepavali Friends

 

8)

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Happy Deepavali 2015

 

9)

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Wish You Happy Diwali

 

10)

Rocket – Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb – Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar – Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi – Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri – Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420……..
It’s a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) +
Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo… Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!

 

11)

Internet chat and browser history deleted;
And also whatsapp gallery and videos.
Bass ho gayi hamaari diwali ki saaf-safaai.!

Wishing You a Very Happy Diwali

 

12)

Husband drunk, and came to home
Wife at door: how dare you..??
You promised me that you did not drink
Without any Occasion, then why you drunk today?

Funny husband: Darling,
The festival of crackers Diwali is coming..!!!

Wife: so what ? What’s new in that…

Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear

 

13)

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes 7 liter blood,
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A’s
All wishing you a very Happy Deepavali

 

14)

Diwali Tips for Girlfriend & Boyfriend –

Aapki gf or bf ke diye hue aur aapke
Chhupaye hue photos/love letters/ gifts utha le
varna..
.
Ghar ki saaf-safayi karte samay aapki
Mummy ya biwi ko wo sab mil sakta hai…!!
.
Aur
.
Uske baad aapke ghar me diwali se
Pehle hi patakhe foot jayenge….!

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Touching Happy Diwali Quotes in Hindi for Wishes Sms

Touching Happy Diwali Quotes in Hindi for Wishes Sms  to Friends & Family

 

1)

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Shubh Deepavali 2015

 

2)

Har diya aap ki dehleez par jale,
Har phool aapke aangan me khile
Aap ka safar ho itna haseen ki,
Har khushi aap ke saath chale..!!

Wish You Happy Diwali Friends

 

3)

Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho khali
Hum sab ke taraf se,
Wish you happy diwali..!!

Happy Diwali 2015

 

4)

Har pal sunhare phool khilte rahe,
Kabhi na ho kaanto ka saamna,
Zindagi aapki khushiyo se bhari rahe,
Deepawali par humaari yahi shubhkamna.

Wish You Happy Diwali 2015

 

5)

दीप जलते रहे मन से मन मिलते रहे
गिले सिकवे सारे मन से निकलते रहे
सारे विश्व मे सुख-शांति की प्रभात ले आये
ये दीपो का त्योहार खुशी की सोंगात ले आये.

Diwali Ki Shubh Kamnaye

 

6)

धन लक्ष्मी से भर जाये घर हो वैभव अपार
खुशियो के दीपो से सज्जित हो सारा संसार
आंगन आये बिराजे लक्ष्मी करे विश्व सत्कार
मन आंगन मे भर दे उजाला दीपो का त्योहार.!

 

7)

Roshan ho deepak or sara jag jagmagaye,
Liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram ji hain aaye,
Har shehar yu lage mano ayodhya ho,
Aao har dwar har gali har mod pe hm deep jalaye.

Happy Diwali 2015

 

8)

Diyon ki roshni se jhilmilata aangan ho,
Patakho ki goonjo se aasma roshan ho,
Aisi aaye jhum ke yeh diwali,
Har taraf kushiyon ka mausam ho….!!

Happy Deepavali 2015

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Best 2015 Advance Happy Diwali Quotes Wishes

Best 2015 Advance Happy Diwali Wishes Sms Shayari for Friends & Family

 

 

1)

Diwali Coming Soon….So
I wish for you that the…
The Divine Light Of Diwali
Spread Into Your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.

Happy Diwali In Advance

 

 

2)

*Kya Bharosa
*Mobile Ka
*Battery ka
*Charger Ka
*Network Ka
*Balance Ka
*Life ka
*Time ka
*Isi Liye Advance Me
“Happy Diwali!

 

 

3)
Sher Chup Ker Shikar Nahi Kerte,
Apne Kabhi Khul Kr “Var” Nahi Kerte,
11 November Ka “Intezaar” Nahi Kerte.
Happy Diwali 2015 !!!

 

 

4)

Es SMS ko ek DIN
Tak na dekhna!
Surprise hai!
Na dekhna!
Mainu pata c tusi
Nahi rukna ?
Dekh lo
* Happy Diwali *
Remember I wished you FIRST of all

 

 

5)

Advance Happy Diwali
Be Careful From Other Duplicate wishers
I am the Only Authorized ISO
9001-2009 Certified Distributor
Of DIWALI WISHER.

 

 

6)

Isse pehle ki network jam ho jaye message
Undelivered aam ho jaye
Koi aur bazi mare aur hum badnam ho jaye
Wishing you a very happy Diwali in advance. .

 

 

7)

Agr aap muje SMS nahi kroge to..
Kuch din bad apke ghar main bomb fatega..
.
.
Daro nahi yaar
Kuch din ke bad “DIWALI” jo hai.
Wish u HAPPY DIWALI in advance.

 

 

8)

Janta hu ki thoda jaldi wish kar diya
But kya karu..mere friends itne pyare hain hi
Jinko main wish karna chahta hu.
..
..
Socha budhho ko pehle Nipta doon

 

 

9)

Jisko dekho DIWALI wish phele karne k liye
15 din pehle se sms bhejne lagte hai..
ye Lo HAPPY DIWALI..
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