Best Hilarious Happy Diwali Funny Jokes in Hindi & English
1)
Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud I
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost
2)
Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali
3)
Santa: How does a married man
Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad…??
Santa: No. By sending his wife
To her parents’ place..!!
Happy Diwali 2015
4)
Your Eyes are Chakaris,
Your Lips are Rockets,
Your Smile is Phuljari,
Your Cheeks are Anaar,
You are a Patakha,
And your figure is a Bomb!
Please escape from here,
before I light you with a candle!
5)
Reva to Neel: what is Bruce Lee’s
Favorite festival?
Neel didnt know
Reva: “Diwa Lee”
Reva: What does Bruce Lee have
Outside his home during Diwali ?
Again Neel silent.
Reva: “Rango Lee”
6)
Happy Diwali!
Be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am the ONLY Authorized
ISO 9001-2015 Certified Distributor
of Happy Diwali Well Wisher Group
7)
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!
Happy Deepavali Friends
8)
Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Deepavali 2015
9)
I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!
Wish You Happy Diwali
10)
Rocket – Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb – Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar – Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi – Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri – Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420……..
It’s a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) +
Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo… Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!
11)
Internet chat and browser history deleted;
And also whatsapp gallery and videos.
Bass ho gayi hamaari diwali ki saaf-safaai.!
Wishing You a Very Happy Diwali
12)
Husband drunk, and came to home
Wife at door: how dare you..??
You promised me that you did not drink
Without any Occasion, then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: Darling,
The festival of crackers Diwali is coming..!!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that…
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear
13)
With my 1 heart, 2 eyes 7 liter blood,
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A’s
All wishing you a very Happy Deepavali
14)
Diwali Tips for Girlfriend & Boyfriend –
Aapki gf or bf ke diye hue aur aapke
Chhupaye hue photos/love letters/ gifts utha le
varna..
.
Ghar ki saaf-safayi karte samay aapki
Mummy ya biwi ko wo sab mil sakta hai…!!
.
Aur
.
Uske baad aapke ghar me diwali se
Pehle hi patakhe foot jayenge….!
